Bad Clam Calamity!

Here we go! The band was bored, the drummer was nowhere to be found, so vocalist Uncle Werner got his hands on some seafood to celebrate our first song on Youtube as The Clam!

There was a lot of diahrroea and regret...

The Clam is a mysterious thing, both harmless and dangerous at the same time. The Clam is delicious, but it can have rather unpleasant, sometimes even deadly consequences!

Will you be brave enough? Open The Clam and find out what it will hold for you!

We make no promises, so good luck. Stay in sprinting distance of a loo, will you?